Thursday, December 20, 2007

Not Helping

I learned a lesson last night about marital conversation:

If you are a husband; and

If you and your wife are talking in bed; and

If your wife is terrified of bugs; and

If your conversation causes you to mention the word "might" in a sentence; and

If your wife humorously replies, "Mites are just critters that live in the woods";

DO NOT turn to her and say, "They also live in matresses like this one."

1 comment:

Adam Roe said...

HAH!!! Now that's funny. I can only imagine the reaction. :)